I HATE double standards, a girl buys a rampant rabbit and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun……… but when I ordered my 240 volt fist master 5000 latex revolving pussy with elasticated anus and imitation shit dribbler with nipple discharge and semen collection tray, complete with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system , I'm apparently a fuckin pervert ............
Got woke up abruptly last night with a stabing pain in my back ..rolled over to see my wife standing there with a broom handle .......now you know how I feel she screamed !
Thanks very much I'm here all week.
This Halloween stuffs really freaking me out I think my cocks haunted … just looked down there and it's covered in a sticky white substance …it must be ectoplasm !
Oooooooooh that feels good.