BBC Plows White Ass then White Dong Haunts Black Guy

I've been trying to sell Jason's house for months now, but he never really seems to want to sell.

I finally had an amazing above-asking offer, but to get Jason to answer the phone or even the door was a chore.

Finally, I used the lockbox and let myself in.

And of course, he's lounging by the pool.

Today I'm gonna give him a reason to let me sell the house.