English cabbie spitroasted on the backseat

Guess what guys? It's your lucky fucking day. You have got in the right cab and you're in

the right place at the right time. You're having a laugh aren't you? Have you noticed

what I'm wearing? Ah yeah, not much really. Yeah, not much. I've not even got any head

nippers on. What's your names? Johnny. What's the other ones name? Dicky. Dumb and Dumber

eh? Yeah. What do you two do for a living? Work in sales, yeah sales, working sales.