First Date Disappointment

Me too.

What the fuck? Are you serious? What is this? Oh my god, this is pathetic. I'm definitely

not fucking this, are you kidding me? I can't believe you actually thought you had a big

dick. Look at this little thing. I had this in the drawer. It doesn't even fit inside

the chest. Look how small it is. This is all you get. This is my stacking feet. I can smell