Getting railed by my angry roommate for taking his milk.

I noticed my milk was missing. Your milk? Yes. About that, so someone kind of you

know had a thing involving milk and buttholes. What are you talking about?

Yeah he kind of just was like hey I just want to see you squirt milk out your

butt. What are you talking about? I wanted to eat cereal and now there's no milk.

Yeah. What do you, where's the milk? I mean oh my god fine I'll like literally