I Show an 18 Year Old a Thing or Two

Oh, hey, come on in. Have a seat. I wanted to talk to you about something. Now, get yourself

comfortable. Now, the first time I showed you how to jack off, and that seemed fine,

it worked well. But then the next time you asked me to take your virginity, and you convinced

me to do that too. But I've been thinking about this, and really, I think you need to

think about talking to a professional, a counselor, a therapist, maybe a sex education kind of