Mutual Jacking

I can totally get you to come first. I am really good at getting guys off.

Oh yeah? How quickly do you think you can get me off?

Well, I mean, I think we should set some rules on this because, I mean, it's only fair because you're not going to be able to win.

Well, I think I can probably beat you because I probably can get you off in like a minute.

Oh, fine. Then we'll have to do a minute each then.