Spex mature jerking two cocks at once

So that makes me better than you. I am better sexually than you because I can...

I can suck two girls at once.

No, you can't. No, that's spinkers. No, no, you have to use your mouth.

I know you can suck two dicks at once.

No, no, but I can... we're not talking about sucking now. We're talking about jerking.