The golden hunk

Absolute muscle king, I'm glistening in front of you with shredded abs, bulging pecs,

vascular, gigantic, tennis ball biceps. I mean, look at the peak on them.

Do you think I'd win any competition I entered? You're right, because I've never entered a competition and not won.

So what you've got in front of you now is an undefeated muscle model, an undefeated king.

Every modeling competition I've entered, I have cleaned the fucking floor with everyone else, and even that's not as a model myself.