Your dick is so small I can barely even see it SPH

You have the most ridiculous, smallest, tiniest, itty-bitty-est little dick. I mean, why can't

you do with something this big? I mean, seriously. I mean, de-jackal it like this? Maybe like

this? I mean, that wouldn't really feel good. I just couldn't imagine it. I mean, my God,

it's like a little cock-leg. It's like a little d-

The only thing that that is good for is for our enjoyment.