All that classy catchphrase, morons can say too !

Here some new exemples of many first messages some morons sended me... All the sender had been blocked BTW and i corrected the typo, because there is a certain level of eyepain i can't bare... (The list will expand with time, and not all messages come from this website) 1) This one was at least clear at the beginning in his profile : He's here to fuck bitches and live ! Hola, MADAME ! I'm a real stallion who can satisfy so many women at the same time, i'm trying to make the best porn movie ever : A long shot of me with 200 women. I fuck her and while i'm not, they havi… Pročitajte više

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All that classy catchphrase, morons can say !

Here an exemple of many first messages some morons sended me... All the sender had been blocked BTW and i corrected the typo, because there is a certain level of eyepain i can't bare... (The list will expand with time, and not all messages come from this website) 1) This one had his "badass" chinese tatoo as profile pic who was saying : Noodles with sauce... Hey, it's a known fact that tatooed girls are for being fuck (on the contrary of untatooed girls who are for being married) So stop that lesbian act and come ride my cock, you slut ! 2) His profile pi… Pročitajte više

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Mes tatouages <3

Autour des épaules : Des fleurs :) Sur le ventre autour du nombril : Mandala avec les symboles de l'alchimie dessus Sur le biceps gauche : chauve souris en dessin animé ^^ Sur l'avant bras gauche : un symbole de paix ^^ Sur le poignet droit : Une Madre de la Morte Sur le poignet gauche : le symbole des assassins de la franchise Assassin's Creed et le Lambda de Half-life en arrière plan ^^ Arrière des cuisses : Des rubans. Sur le mollet droit : la formule base du silicium ^^ et juste à coté, la molécule de l'ocytocine. Et enfin sur le mollet gauche : plusieurs tatoos avec mes personnages de jeu… Pročitajte više

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A little test from a gorgious friend :)

Age: 34 Location: Alsace Last time you had sex with a female: This morning ^^ Last time you had sex with a male: Never, in fact :/ Favorite position and why: Up the wall, being eat from behind, and i can't tell why, it's just like that ^^ Do you think I'm hot: OH YEAH ! Would you have sex with me: Of course, i would be a fool to miss that ! Would you fuck my husband: No, sorry... Lights on or off: Why not both ? Would you take a shower with me: Damn, YEAH ! Would you leave after or stay the night: Stay, because cuddling ;D Do you like cuddling afterwards: Look up :p What's my best… Pročitajte više

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31 reasons to masturbate

30 reasons to masturbate 1) Because you’ve just gone to bed and it helps you fall asleep 2) Because you’ve just woken up and it’ll help wake you up 3) Because you’ve got cramps and orgasms help them go away 4) Because it means you learn how you like to be touched 5) Because you can’t stop thinking about what happened the other night… 6) Because you’ve had a stressy day and it’ll chill you the fuck out 7) Because you just got new batteries for your vibrator 8) Because your entire family just left the house and now you’re home all alone :) 9) Because it’s summer vacati… Pročitajte više

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15 Questions about you !

1. Name : Elizabeth 2. Age : 34 3. Favorite position(s) : Eaten from behind 4. How many time do you having sex a week ? 4 or 5 5. Do you like cuddling afterwards ? Yes 6. Do you give Oral pleasures ? Yes 7. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures ? Yes 8. Have sex on the first date ? It depend 9. Would you kiss during sex ? Yes 10. Threesome or maybe foursome ? Yes 11. How many times would you like to cum ? 3 at least 12.… Pročitajte više

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