Well if anyone’s got a few spare million in the bank and fancy’s giving me one call me x x x If not don’t bother… Pročitajte više

Where are the rich men that worship fat women and buy them hot tubs in the forest and suck their toes giving them expensive gifts and lots of money. I want a Bali experience in England with monkeys in the trees e*****ing is a non refundable service I do not donate to charity where are the actual kings with money Glamorous lifestyle required..… Pročitajte više

Someone hacked in to my phone and erased the adult porn I made and now I have nothing to watch. Admittedly it was crap. Someone also nicked some usb cards from my home. Errrr how do I know what these people might put on it. who wrote this funny song Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want Innie weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short short man Don't wa… Pročitajte više

Moody and hormonal was watching porn this morning its very off putting having to sit through an advert. you only really come on here looking for something to assist you cumming then you have to watch these adds some will make you turn green gag and ********. I don’t wanna see a lesbian master bating for a few seconds where are the movies of white middle ish age people bonking. have they all been captured by those extinction rebellion people… Pročitajte više

Looking for man with enormous penis and even bigger bank account to ride all the way to the shops and buy me something nice bored of being a hermit no sex or physical interaction for three years still got covid three times what’s the best website Where people give large cash donations to women I just want your money honey lots and lots of money I can afford my own Starbucks I want money land diamonds and some grass to plant things gimmie gimmie gimmie am also sick of broke married men pestering me it’s annoying I know all these abrahamic religions say a can have as many wives as he… Pročitajte više

I charge £500 per minute or £1 million per night im not cheap or European no foreign imports.… Pročitajte više

Looking to press criminal charges against the woman hacking my phone and talking to me while I sleep.. hacking my phone telling me to give my dog a blow job.. that’s nasty and telling me to mate with a foreign maggot and let him bang me up the arse.. for a pathetic amount of money.. Telling me that a plastic doll is a real baby. telling me someone’s tearing my baby photos off the wall some women are ok with maggot mating there are absolutely benefits to mating with foreign people. It’s not racist England is being invaded every day. I’m a single white female and have no intention of havi… Pročitajte više

Men are like busses you wait ages for one then 8 turn up at once.. todays pouring of rain and sitting in the bus shelter Waiting for a number I don’t know what number what bus takes me to the sun? a topless double decker with lots of dancing men wearing pink fluorescent mankinis dancing to club Tropicana fun and sunshine there’s enough for every one… Pročitajte više

Just woke up after 14 hours of snoozing I woke up and can decide if I’m hungry horny or thirsty Went to the Gibsons butchers yesterday had a look around and thought to myself what a bunch of little sausages with nothing to offer I mean they were all a bunch of little chipotles I want a great big sausage.. With ketchup Mayo mmmmmmmmmmnnmnmmmmmmmmm off to light the bbq.. fooooooood yummmmmmmmy yummmmy foooooooooooooooooooood… Pročitajte više

What online websites are there where you actually make money. this one approximately 5p that you can’t cash out.. millions of creepy perverts on here.… Pročitajte više

Who have you got to sit on to get into Glastonbury??? waaaa waaa waaa I’m not a rich white person I really want to go I don’t want to sleep in a tent in a field But I really wanna go.… Pročitajte više

Been up about an hour ate some Pringles in bed. Put some hula hoops in the pot turned it upside down trying to turn them sour cream and onion flavour. It sort of worked. yummmmy the tub ran out looking around my room for other pleasures I lost money playing on slots ;( bad decisions ;(:( ;( ;( kinda pants actually I prefer winning then played with my magic wand fir a bit and feeling high as a butterfly the trick to life happiness is a good sleep and amazing pillows shower time and I’m feeling good ;) positive vibes being single means you don’t have to share the Pringles ;)… Pročitajte više

Looking for a human cash machine to date who ejaculates only money all over my face hands and feet Who rubs my clit until it turns gold ching ching ding… Pročitajte više

Been watching tick tocos haven’t got any tick tacks I like the white ones and the orange ones not sure about the green ones. watching Edward Sheeran singing I wanna take that little microphone off him and sit on his little face boy sure looks cheeky. Can’t watch these videos anymore oh I oh I oh I oh I… Pročitajte više

Been watching tick tocos haven’t got any tick tacks I like the white ones and the orange ones not sure about the green ones. watching Edward Sheeran singing I wanna take that little microphone off him and sit on his little face boy sure looks cheeky.… Pročitajte više

These men are a waste of my time they don’t give me any money… Pročitajte više

Anyone wanna give me ten million pounds I’ll squash your face with my titties all night long…..… Pročitajte više

You were working as a checkout girl in a supermarket When I met you I picked you out, I shook you up And turned you around Turned you into someone new. But you sat at the checkout and said have you Met the muffin man do you know the muffin man.. blueberry muffin you sat at the check out the melon man came along Melons melons on the conveyor belt The melons turned into Faces You want to sit on Cheeky little faces Ed sheeran David ghandy Kevin creekman The rock and that slippery when wet guy bonjovi or and that aqua man Sliding along on the checkout riding along on my automobile… Pročitajte više

ed sheerans Tonge i really want to go and see Ed Sheeran but it’s too expensive so I’m just gonna turn the stereo up play with my boobs listening to the shape of you. Suddenly he’s in the living room with his own piano cheeky grin and how did a piano fit in my little living room and how did I get on top ?? his ginger mop disappears into my strawberry blonde muff and his tongues working overtime slivering sliding all over my clit tingling pulsating then he stops starts dancing around the living room in his underpants singing and wiggling all that age wants from me is a private show… Pročitajte više

I think men should buy me diamonds big ones the size of my boobies big ones My real boobies no fakes nipple sucking nipple nibbling dipped in nachos… Pročitajte više