When I said yes to anal, I didn't know she will fuck my ass with a dildo. #dominantgirl… Pročitajte više

Me: Say something which makes me feel good and bad at the same time. She: You're a proof that even ugly guys can have a pretty dick.… Pročitajte više

One girl, who's a friend of mine, mistakenly touched my crotch. And then she asked me with a surprising look, "You don't smoke, then why you're carrying a cigarette?"… Pročitajte više

A push-up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it and it's half empty.… Pročitajte više

Asshole is really tight if it's virgin. It would be a painful experience for her to get fucked in the ass. First you've to stretch her hole day by day before fucking it. So lick her butthole for a couple of days and once she feels confident got for fucking.… Pročitajte više

Girls are eager to sit on my face and feel my tongue than my cock.… Pročitajte više

-Why the small dick guy is so happy? -Because he gets blowjob every time his wife needs a toothpick.… Pročitajte više