Having a Hard Time #1

Today we're playing "Having a Hard Time". It's a FUDA game, so keep that in mind, but we're gonna get right into it.

In the year 2169, a terrible incident befell mankind. Though it was a long time coming, this time it was certain Earth was no longer inhabitable.

Well, guess that's it for mankind.

Huh. Jesus, I'm seriously the worst at this game.

Oh, come on, that's not true.