Playing pool ends with the stunning brunette spreading her legs to get her ass railed

I don't understand. That man looks exactly like Shane the gardener.

Well, that's because that man was Captain Beecham Miller, who happens to be Shane's great-great-great-grandfather.

You know, you're right, the resemblance is striking.

I don't know. Shane had Civil War roots.

Oh, yeah, he's got roots, long roots, deep, deep roots. They go all the way back to the colonies.