You Need Help Jerking off and Big Ass Officer Paige Turnah Is Here to Help You by Telling You What to Do

I have been called because there's been some serious complaints from your neighbours.

Apparently you've been wanking way too hard and way too loudly.

And old Doris next door mentioned that it's taking far too long.

So I think we need to speed things up a bit.

You can't be masturbating all night.