Your Crazy Ex Wants You To Fuck Her Hard One Last Time

So, yes, I let myself in your house. No, I'm not crazy. Just your ex, you know? Did you

miss me? Look, I've been thinking. I know you've got a new girlfriend and I know you

still think about me. So I was thinking, I really want a baby and there's no one else

I'd rather have a baby with. So I've decided, I've come round to come and get some of your

spunk. I need it. I think I'm just going to get myself pregnant with your spunk and then